slow day at the beach, cock blocking fairies

Well back to me; I was at the beach with Jyri yesterday, just watching the sea and a few girls, checking out everybody's cock too , the usual, minding my own business, drinking beer, eating sandwiches, getting high and a bit horny when some fruity guy came over and asked me for rolling papers. Ok, take a few and go away.

He was part of a crowd of nudists who have set up shop on that beach, mostly middle aged people, the women are all gorgeous- old, wrinkled, big beauitiful sagging everything, but they're so free and so natural and attractive, that you can't help feel the energy and good will, for lack of a better term. One was about 30 something, reddish brown hair and I kinda noticed her right away because she wasn't old hahaha...so the fairy offered me a beer, urged me over, I went, reluctantly Jyri followed and as I was busy absently brushing against and stroking this woman's thighs and calves, much to my satisfaction she is a makeup artist and had very smooth legs, the fairy was trying to hit on Jyri and Jyri doesn't generally take too well to greasy homos- I mean, I don't mind if they suck a little cock, hell, under the right circumstances, I might be tempted myelf- like maybe if the cock wre eon a woman, but that's for another post- one cock is not going to ruin my life or anything- big deal, given the choice I'll take a nice pussy, but Jyri is Jyri and you gotta respect that. The fairy didn't share that view, he came from the homo school that defens the concept that "everybody's gay". These fairies are just so booooorrrrrriiinnng.

So because I wanted to stroke the lady's legs more, I had 3 guys, fairy included and the lady over at my place after the beach. We were all drunk, Jyri had gone back home earlier and must have packed away a few beers because he was paralyzed on the sofa, just lying there like a giant burrito. So with my hippie house guests, just to set them off I rolled a couple of massive joints with this weed that just grows on you and gets you totally shitfaced stoned and that's what happened. We had a few beers, listened to music. Jyri was collapsed on the sofa, that boy drinks and the fairy went over to cover Jyri up better with the blanket when Jyri gave him a sharp thump in the back of the neck with his knee. The fag was howling, the mood was ruined, I wanted most certainly to approach the lady for more leg stroking, but had to try to bypass the cock blocking fairy. He was sooo protective and so loud in my living room, showing me a photo shoot of some guy he made up, zzzzz...ok ok, another gorgeous guy, swell.


hey,, so I wanted to take the one with the legs and tits into the kitchen to fondle her a bit, just a little accidentally on purpose brusharino against her breasts as I reach for the hot sauce or something but she was zonked, so the fairy accompanied me- this was not turning out according to my sinister plan.

Anyway, the fruitcake is in my kitchen and he starts bossing me around, "gimme a plate, gimme the cheese, gimme bread" and I just don't like it when total fucking strangers tell me what to do- NOBODY tells me what to do, not even ME, right? So I'm starting to percolate and he goes "gimme a knife, a sharp knife"....sooo...

I reached into the knife drawer and took out a 30 year old spring action switchblade that I use for laughs as a letter opener, I took it out, pushed the fairy against the wall, pressed on his throat with my right forearm and made like was gonna pierce his fucking neck with the blade in my left- i'm lefty for certain things, wanking and stabbing snippy fairies, left...defnitely. I wanted to poke that asshole- he started worrying big time-"hey are you serious'" I told him "what do you think?"

So he had a conniption- this was after the knee in neck scenario and he felt a bit threatened- I calmed him down after that. The only reason I don't pop that Jack in the Box is because I wanna swish my thingie around that girl and they are room mates- cock blocking cock sucker! Every time I got close to the redhead, the fairy swooped doiwn and made himself a nuisance. What a party pooping bastard.

After calling me an asshole, Jyri told me that the best startegy would have been to have everybody over at the bar, and then try to make an escape with the babe, laving all cock blockers well away. A lesson was learned.